Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, November 20, 2008

twist yourself...

would u mind twisting ur mind or tongue??
or it might be both
this n3 will help you..

let's try..


1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.


have fun? twisted already? hehehe.. just want to share the fun with u all..
u can have more.. -here-

p/s : this n3 must be given full credit to http://today-joke.blogspot.com/

Friday, October 31, 2008

the award goes to..

actually i've nothing to write..
but just want to share a funny story..
this morning as i woke up, someone ask me 4 some help in moving out his broken bed.

one more time, he did it again..
for more than 3times...
and today he broke his own bed..
and this make him the most bed breaker of the srilite corp.(our house)

and 4 the same reason, i award him the most bed breaker of 2008..
hehehe.. the person is my rummate..
n now, both of us sleeping only on the floor..
"dah sama taraf dah tdo atas tilam je"



Sunday, April 6, 2008

(extra) What a day!! Today is a day of broken beds..

Dear bloggers,

This is just an extra post.. what a funny experienced happened in my house..
i can declare it as a day of broken beds..

2 beds in my house at bestari jaya, broke into 2 pieces.. huhu.. one was my bed n the other one was usin's bed.. huhu.. can u imagine, the same tragedy in the same day.. hahaha.. so funny..

luckily i have extra bed.. but unlucky to usin, the bed problem is still unsettle.. haha..

ok, i think that is the story 4 now.. time to go on with our life.. bye.. c ya..

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Finally we've done it..

Dear Bloggers,

Bz bz bz... it had been a tiring week for me n my other group members.. the whole month we're preparing 4 our theater performance.. and finally today, our group have done it quite well.. the hard effort we made finally show us the rsult.. we're very satisfied..

Tq also to miss eda, our lect 4 being there 4 us giving guidance.. n oso tq to ms hamtaro. she didn't help, but the anger n dissatisfaction towards her give us the idea in the drama.. a crazy n humorous idea.. so funny.. i think all the audience njoy it.. huhu..

Well, the drama has finished. however, this monday my final examination start.. suddenly it was hamtaro's subject.. arghh..hate it.. but need to score.. need to study...

To all my frens, espcially TESLian wish u all the best n good luck on ur final examination.. ganbatte.. caiyok2..

Friday, March 21, 2008

Bus Conductor Joke..

Dear Bloggers,

Let us relax ourself wif this joke about a bus conductor..

...
A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.

He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?" "Yes" answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana?"

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.

"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch ?" says the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the
chair. The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The chair, determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair smiling.

"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch.?" The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The executioner pulls the handle and a brazillion volts go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can still be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green banana isn't it" he asked.

Nahh" said the bloke,

"I'm just a really bad conductor"

...

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Test your eyes..

Dear bloggers..
Have u ever get drunk or get overdose by incident.. here to test either u r normal or not.. r u feeling well? Dizzy? Let see.. watch the picture closely and u'll get the answer...


So, wut do u think? how r u feeling now? Do u enjoy it? huhu.. have a nice day.. n till my next post.. adiosss...

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Saved by a whisker…

Hi frens,

We meet again.. I want to share a funny experience of myself with all of u. I don’t know if this story is funny or scary, but for me, I’m a lil’bit traumatized for a while. I feel vibrating throughout my body.. Let us read the story…

One cold day(this evening), after a rainy day has stopped, I went out wif my housemate(ilyas) riding on a motorcycle. At first, it was a wonderful riding with magnificent scenes and cold breath air. We tour around the whole Sri Light Park(Taman Sri Cahaya).

However, it was a short excitement. As we’re riding back home, suddenly a ‘crazy’ dog threaten to attacked us. We’re very shocked and I almost lost control of the motorcycle. Luckily the dog didn’t bite both of us. Otherwise we will be hospitalized firstly because of the dog bite and secondly because both of us fell down from a motorcycle. We’re so lucky; we managed to avoid the ‘crazy’ dog only by a whisker. Syukur alhamdulillah…

The moral of the story: beware of a ‘crazy’ dog. Don’t think a watchdog which only guard someone house will not attacked u if u r riding a motorcycle in front of the house. Dog is unpredictable. Hahaha…